217 points

Holy crap, she’s 31? She looks like a 60 year old that had extensive work to kind of look 40.

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Her chin in this picture literally looks like that guy from the black and white meme I didn’t know the name of… or handsome Squidward

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No. The other one. The one drawn to look cartoonishly “handsome”.

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20 points

GigaChad.

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18 points

Jigsaw from the horror movies.

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7 points

Farquad

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2 points

She looks like Dr. Cuddy from House

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30 points

I keep telling people she doesn’t look human, and now knowing her age it’s now worse.

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26 points

Hate ages you like few other things.

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9 points

Station!

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26 points

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8 points

EXCELLENT!

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3 points

STATION

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8 points

She worked hard to look older!

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She looks like what happens when you try to put a knock-off Barbie’s head on to an actual Barbie frame, and you push it down far enough to engage the swivel disc but there isn’t the proper lip for it so the head ends up super far down the neck, with the chin jutting out awkwardly.

(This is 25+ year old reference material so may no longer be applicable)

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117 points

Wait, odor issues? This one is new to me.

But…just a reminder on “family values”

  • The orange turd is on his 3rd wife

  • Has at least 6 kids across those 3 wives

  • While wifo #3 was pregnant with one of his crotch fruit, he paid to bang a porn star

  • Has openly admitted to blatant sexual assault of women

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As far as reasons not to vote for him go, there are plenty more important ones. But it seems to be a thing.

It was heavily talked about for as long as the news cycle could bear it, after Kinzinger made a particularly memorable description: like a combination “of armpits, ketchup and butt.”
https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-gop-lawmaker-doubles-down-115915282.html

Kathy Griffin said she has experience from The Apprentice and he smells “really bad”: https://www.newsweek.com/cnn-adam-kinzinger-donald-trump-odor-x-twitter-1853353

MSNBC’s Alex Wagner says he smells like “cooking oil.” https://www.newsweek.com/alex-wagner-donald-trump-smells-cooking-oil-late-show-1939625

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43 points

There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.

All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.

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It’s not heresy. There are people on the apprentice that confirm him shitting his pants.

https://youtu.be/W5uqAavJPAo?si=jKZFHnG7r7i3J04Y

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21 points

Heresy or hearsay? Big diff ;D

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Repudiated means to strongly deny.

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looks like an autocorrect error to me; based on context, I bet they meant “reported.”

Good clarification either way, though, especially since it dramatically changes the meaning of the sentence

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32 points

He didn’t pay to bang a porn star, he paid to try to silence her after he decided to run for president.

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43 points

He ALSO paid to make her shut up, but she definitely didn’t fuck him because of his personal charm…

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10 points

“I don’t pay em to fuck, I pay em to leave”

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79 points

Wait, that chick is 31 years old?? Jesus I thought she was mid 40s

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40 points

Parts of her are only few months old.

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18 points

Hate ages you faster.

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I mean look at nick fuentes and 20 something conservatives. They all look like they’ve speen their teens as alcoholics/ meth junkies

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I mean look at nick fuentes

God damn. He is like some kind of racist caricature of a white person. How many Hapsburgs are up that family tree?

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12 points

When you get the same plastic surgery old women get it makes you look like an old woman.

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7 points

Yeah apparently she has some kind of plastic surgery addiction, that’s why her face looks like that. It’s pretty nasty IMO. Regardless, I have a personal hypothesis that in private she’s polishing Donby Boy’s… furniture…

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2 points

Personal hypothesis? This is a world wide WTF going on right now

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3 points

I’m feeling pretty good rn for myself, she really looks off. She’s similar looking to the Kimberly Guilfoyle lady (55) and Lauren Sánchez (54)

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62 points

She’s only 31? Man, at what point do cosmetic surgeons feel guilty about continuing that mutilation?

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Many surgeons justify their actions by reasoning that if they don’t perform the surgery, the dysmorphic patient will just go to sketchier and sketchier places until they get what they want, and end up getting infected etc. I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.

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I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.

It’s the drug dealers’ defense. Which has also been used for justifying the continued export of coal.

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It kind of contrasts with the hypocratic oath, IMO.

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2 points

Many surgeons are narcissistic sociopaths. They don’t care, they are champions in mental gymnastics to justify whatever they do.

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42 points

Anthony Scaramucci, the short, short time Trump appointee owns a New York restaurant where Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy parties have been held.

In order to make sure that the women are desperate, the usual invitation list favors the men. If they have 30 potential Daddies, they invite 40 or more women.

https://ny.eater.com/2018/4/17/17242252/anthony-scaramucci-midtown-restaurant-sugar-daddy

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That’s awful, thanks

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When I saw Loomer’s plastic surgery I realized she was one of those desperate Sugar Babies who’d do anything to be a “winner.”

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