"Dear Customer,
We regret to inform you a notification by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, reporting an alleged infringement of one or more copyrighted works…"
86 points
dies of scurvy or any number of other easily preventable diseases
93 points
25 points
25 points
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more like dies of the plague or at least chips a tooth when eating hardtack on daily basis
20 points
Don’t forget the rape and slavery. Lots of rape and slavery.
18 points
At least I’m not being paid by the Br*tish
What’s a Pirate’s least favorite letter?
C. It’s definitely C