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This makes absolutely no sense. Front ends that include JavaScript still use css.

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no frills? javascript is frills

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The only sites I can think of that don’t look like they use css are motherfuckingwebsite.com and bjarne stroustrup’s website.

Any site that uses JS for more than trivial things is going to be a disaster without styling of some kind.

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Maybe, but they don’t need to. You could write an HTML styling engine in JS if you wanted to.

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sometimes

Personally I hate CSS and the last several websites I created had plenty of JS.

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Problem: Oppenheimer, unlike JavaScript, was actually competent.

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Would be funnier if it was just “JS” on the right, because obviously HTML and CSS are involved too, but JS is where all hell breaks loose

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Mid 90s HTML pre CSS:

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Now it’s: I AM THE FLEXBOX!

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bro we’re on css grid now

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Around flexbox is when I stopped caring about CSS, so it’s the last one I know. Is the grid better?

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What

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JS is Touring complete. You can write anything in it, including SkyNet or whatever else you can think of that will destroy the world.

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I want my world destroyed fast, thank you very much. Do you want them to stop mid-murder to prolong your pain because they’ve ran out of RAM?

Say no to JS Skynet, embrace C++ Skynet!

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