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JS is Touring complete. You can write anything in it, including SkyNet or whatever else you can think of that will destroy the world.

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I want my world destroyed fast, thank you very much. Do you want them to stop mid-murder to prolong your pain because they’ve ran out of RAM?

Say no to JS Skynet, embrace C++ Skynet!

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ITs NoT StRoNgLy TyPeD aNd Is ThErEfOrE gArBaGe

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Give me one advantage of language that isn’t strongly typed

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The real question is since when CSS is good?

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CSS is used to create the design, basically the look (colors, layout and so on), but no substance.
JavaScript is used to implement code and logic.

HTML + JavaScript would typically (since you’re supposed to use CSS to create colors and design) look very dull, thus the black-and-white Oppenheimer.

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document.querySelector('.whatever').style.color = "red";

Don’t recommend, though.

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Sure, but setting the .style attribute could really be argued as using CSS, just with a different interface. W3Schools refers to this as “inline CSS”.

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Would be funnier if it was just “JS” on the right, because obviously HTML and CSS are involved too, but JS is where all hell breaks loose

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Problem: Oppenheimer, unlike JavaScript, was actually competent.

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Mid 90s HTML pre CSS:

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Now it’s: I AM THE FLEXBOX!

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bro we’re on css grid now

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Around flexbox is when I stopped caring about CSS, so it’s the last one I know. Is the grid better?

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