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don’t care I don’t have to look at their ugly kids anymore

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You could just use that line. “What would it take for you to never show me your ugly kids again?”

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Try licking your lips, you won’t have to bother looking for as long.

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Ricky Gervais had a similar joke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY

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That’s pretty much exactly the same joke

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„how much does he weight? ah, I see“ checking notes „yeah, that aint enough for my recipe. thanks anyway“

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