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Everybody is just walking straight past the fact that capitalism has cucked us all badly enough that we’re discussing the merits of drinking livestock products to save a few bucks?

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And then Americans will call you a fucking stupid fucking idiot for having the audacity to point it out.

Enjoy your pig slop, America.

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Because just beyond that fact is a big sign labeled “THIS IS A JOKE”

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You’ve got far more faith in people than I do…

Ivermectin.

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It is on the World Health Organization’s List of Essential Medicines

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You know several people did actually do and die from the “Tide challenge”…

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That was basically because you could die from pretending to do it. The challenge was to eat a laundry pod. That’s really obviously not safe, but biting a laundry pod and spitting it out after pretending to swallow and die for the camera seemed like a reasonable way to freak people out while skipping the dangerous part to a handful of teenagers. The biting step was the real dangerous one, though, as concentrated laundry detergent can corrode tongues and throats and windpipes really quickly, and you’d lose the capacity to decide what to swallow, what to inhale, and what to hold in your mouth and spit out within seconds. This kills the teenager. The news generally reported this as Teenager dies attempting Tide Pod Challenge instead of Teenager dies attempting to fake Tide Pod Challenge, which didn’t tell teenagers it wasn’t safe to pretend to do, but did make pretending to do it seem like a better prank, so overall only made it more tempting.

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Using horse dewormer topically is a popular home treatment for rosacea because it has the same active ingredient as a prescription cream (Soolantra), but the cream is ~$700/mo.

There are so many frugal “life-hacks” that involve a trip to your local feed store.

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Yep - that’d fall squarely into the discussing the merits of drinking livestock products to save a few bucks bucket. Thanks for volunteering to demonstrate my point.

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I was agreeing with you and providing another example

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Wait, horse dewormer? Ivermectin?

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True fact: a human can survive on nothing but vegan cat food and horse powder.

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I knew a guy who only ate things he had sprouted in a Mason he kept behind the seat of his pickup truck.

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… For how long?

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The rest of their lives.

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Rest of their lives

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And a guestimate how long that might be.

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…hazel is that you?

Edit: surprised at how many people know hazel lol

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do they also need water (or monster)

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Brawndo

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Didn’t we have a big kerfuffle over humans consuming horse medication years back?

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I used to do research in a hospital… One of the worst things I ever saw was someone who had taken a horse whatever med and it had literally melted all of his skin. He had no skin, or if he did it very much looked melted. It was horrifying. Stay away from horse meds kids.

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which horse med was it, asking for a friend

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I don’t remember… This was like 15 years ago

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Fun Little Story.

I’m not big on the whole internet thing so I didn’t know about the whole Ivermectin thing until way later.

Around the time that craze was really I was hospitalized for what turned out to be a tropical parasite (strongyloides) which the only place I had gone was deep in the mountains in a cold region so it was a big shocker when the test came back.

They told me I needed Ivermectin and they were just waiting for approval, all the while I’m almost certain I’m dying, agonizing pain, at this point I was throwing up blood.

After a while of “waiting for approval” I couldn’t take it anymore, like 2 weeks had passed and all they were doing was pumping me with morphine, which as a recovering addict I loved in the worst way. So I left the hospital I was at and went to another one. Went into the ER and told them the whole shibang, tropical parasite, I was told I need Ivermectin etc. And the second hospital basically told me to fuck off.

Out of frustration I gave up, I called the first hospital and asked if they got approval and they said they were still waiting and would call me back.

So I went home and basically waited to die, taking basically any opiod I could get my hands on. My neighbor who got me some stuff hung out with me one night and I told her the story, later on she brought me more stuff only this time she had ‘something else’ for me. I didn’t question it, just popped it back, never thought about it again until recently.

I still don’t know what it was but I ended up recovering, the pills were harder to kick but I did it.

I don’t know why the first hospital was so hesitant to give me the medication, if they didn’t have it or were worried about how it would look prescribing it. But fuck that place.

I do wonder if they’re still in there and I’ll just drop dead one day but I’m off medicade now so doctor visits are out of the question.

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Nah you are probably fine. If it comes to life or death, you absolutely take any form of the medication you need without worry of FDA approval.

However, on a large scale… there is a reason we have those regulations.

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PCP was the OG.

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I personally know someone that still brings it up every time anyone mentions anything related to not feeling well. It is very much not in the past.

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“Probably have COVID. I’m gonna go take some Ivermectin.”

Words spoken by people who prefer to get their “healthcare” from the same place you can buy pet food, garden tools, and candy by the pound instead of an actual doctor.

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Food and Drug regulatory standards

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And I’m constantly fighting the urge to break into a gallop.

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I headbutted a guy for a carrot the other day. I don’t know what came over me.

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“You see, Mrs Simpson, some elephants are just jerks.”

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