2 points

Just stop application if you feel the urge to get mounted by little men in funny costumes.

permalink
report
reply
8 points

It’s got what horses crave…

permalink
report
reply
11 points

Wait until his wife leaves him for a horse…

permalink
report
reply
12 points

A few of the horses I cared for at the barn I used to work at refused eat those electrolytes in their grain, or drink it if I mixed it into their water.

If horses don’t really like it I can’t imagine humans fairing much better.

permalink
report
reply
12 points

I get bulk electrolyte powder for my hangovers and it tastes like salty weirdness. That’s probably why every electrolyte drink has flavours and sugar to mask it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

That’s exactly the reason for the over-the-top flavorings. A while back I looked into making sports drinks myself and getting ingredients in bulk, and you’re basically drinking dissolved salt, saltpeter, and Epsom salt.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

Yeah Gatorade was literally just a few professor types going “Hey you lose a bunch of salt and water through sweat and sugar through the exercise, maybe the best drink for athletes is something that replaces that?”

permalink
report
parent
reply
73 points

Horse paste is good against covid, horse electrolytes are good against hangovers, what else is the horse industry hiding? Oh yeah, apparently horse tranquilizers whip ass too.

permalink
report
reply
2 points

Big Horse is at it again.

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

This explains why horses have so many horsepower nowadays…

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Tennessee marchin’ powder

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

They’re on so much junk they can do the work of eight horses!

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points
*

Deleted

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Poor Boxer worked so hard on the farm, only to end up as meat and glue.

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points
*

I’ve read somewhere that horse mats made out of rubber are pretty good flooring for home gyms and cheaper than something marketed towards gym use.

If it can take the full weight of a horse standing on it with its small hoofs, then it should have no issues with any weight you might drop on them during lifting.

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points

What if I want to whip the llama’s ass though?

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

You’ll need to get WinAmp installed then my friend.

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

I hear horse shampoo is amazing and horse joint lotions actually work

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Speaking of animal shampoo, me and the wife rescued some pups and they had issues…

Too young for flea/tick shampoo, but we found a hippy organic shampoo that just smelled like the best of the fall season. Took care of the fleas/ticks, and we kept it around for general dog bathing for the smell. It was amazing, lol.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

They taste good, too.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Can confirm, horse shampoo is incredible.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

I lost real vs troll a long time ago in this thread and I’m pretty ok with it

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

For horses or for humans?

permalink
report
parent
reply

Funny: Home of the Haha

!funny@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We’re all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.


Other Communities:

Community stats

  • 5.9K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.3K

    Posts

  • 25K

    Comments