May 4 fell on a Thursday most recently in 2023, 2017, and 2006. That build screams 2006, but both the Core 2 Duo and the x1950 Pro wouldn’t be out until later that year, and there wouldn’t actually be a Core 2 Duo with those specs until 2008 (the E8500 with 3.2 GHz–as far as I can tell there was never a Core 2 Duo with a precisely 3.2 GHz base clock). So this would have been a build that was quite long in the tooth when this was made (assuming it was made through texting a buddy and not a janky meme generator).
4.9 thick? Like diameter?
Horny time. No geometry
I already feel insecure about Diddy’s 1,000 bottles of baby oil the feds confiscated. Wow.
I was assuming circumference, probably just wrapped a tailors tape measure around his cock and took that number.
So, yellow is, like, 20 y/o, average build. Probably employed as a server
At least he has a sense of humor
8.5" long, 4.9" thick
Get that thing far away from me, it’s going to harm me
…wanna get online and play some Monoco?
