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hakunawazo@lemmy.world
248 points

It’s the classic Germany-France joke, but modified:

A German was on a trip to Poland.

He reached passport control and the officer asked:

“Name?”

“Hans Kleiner”

“Age?”

“31”

“Occupation?”

“No no, just visiting”

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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A young man was carrying a long stick around Warsaw and someone asked him: “Are you a pole vaulter?”

The man replied: “No I’m German but how do you know my name is Walter?”

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aubertlone@lemmy.world
10 points

That took me way longer to get than it should have.

Then I laughed a couple times. Thanks for chuckle homie.

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Jackthelad@lemmy.world
179 points

Poles seeing German soldiers enter the country: “Not this shit again!”

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DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

“Why are they all saluting like that??”

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Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
63 points

The sandbags need to be this high. Everyone got it? Now everyone show me how high!

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Owl@mander.xyz
9 points

Where is this from ?

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
12 points

Goddamn AfD, we told them to stop “building roofs”

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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
2 points

Oh no

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AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
34 points

“Aw shit, here we go again.”

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Shapillon@lemmy.world
3 points

It’s electric tric tric tric tric

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hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
167 points

As a German, fair enough.

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Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world
47 points

Honestly, I’m happy we can send them help :3 🇩🇪♥️🇵🇱

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LittleBorat3@lemmy.world
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"It’s all okay we will just stay there after helping because of lower rents and do some gentrification etc. "

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PlexSheep@infosec.pub
2 points

Especially now that the border is being closed/controlled again.

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mommykink@lemmy.world
133 points

If you see Russians coming from the other side, panic.

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Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
47 points

Don’t panic; open fire.

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SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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Attacking a Nato ally? I’d panic at least a little. You would assume that increases the risk of a nuclear conflict by like a lot.

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Tja@programming.dev
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But what if it’s cloudy?

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figjam@midwest.social
2 points

The fire is still there.

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EvilHaitianEatingYourCat@lemmy.world
2 points

Doesn’t look like they d be coming in the next couple of years

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peopleproblems@lemmy.world
90 points

Man why can’t the rest of the world get on this level. The fact that he appeared on TV without a tie would get him mocked in the US because ties make you important or something?

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RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
37 points

Justice for Brobama’s tan suit 😔🤟

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Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
34 points

Funniest thing about that “controversy” is that Obama was wearing a suit almost identical to one worn by President Reagan. So unpresidential!

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TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee
36 points

But he did it while black. Important detail for conservatives.

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Emerald@lemmy.world
10 points

Seems like Obamas suit had less wrinkles too

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