Is this thread satire? I’m confused. Help me. Edit: nvm lol
I met Tim Walz at a party one time and he asked me what I was studying, when I told him he said “you’re gonna do great sport.” BUT MY NAME ISN’T SPORT TIM
This is Huckabee’s solution to the labor shortage:
Look at these happy children spending way more time playing with the Earth than what that dastardly Tim Walz would have them be doing. Learning? Yuck.
Democrats just want a weak economy and weak career growth for their kids. If child miners were offered tax deferred retirement savings accounts, which they won’t be, and if they could afford to defer which of course they can’t, just think of the potential gains they could have over 3-4 decades until they collapse of pneumoniultramicroscopicsilicovolcanconeosis!?! They of course won’t live in a society that allows retirement so it’s just a mental exercise but man, fun to think about hypothetical gains for child laborers!
Children yearn for the mines as it reminds them of the uterus.
Huckabee is definitely the better person here.
