Shouldn’t it be EXEMPT, though?

What are the odds this was written by a professor of renaissance English literature, or that it was written by someone who doesn’t know how to spell correctly?

That’s some Ye Olde Wyrlde type bullshit going on there.

Why not? All you have to do is add in small fine print “This is for novelty purposes only” to the items and you should be able to claim they are joke items.

I feel the same way. I even have all the necessary skills! Alas…

I wish I could come up with some of this shit. I’d love to sell this; but I don’t think I’m creative enough to go that far down the rabbit holes

Fuck the cops, fucking vermin. Also seeing this will give them murderous erections…