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My email is whatever shit protonpass comes up with when I generate a random alias. Phone number is 3334445566 Name is: lol no Gender is undisclosed DoB is January 1st of the first year I can select. Otherwise, 1900 And income is 1.

There, free WiFi.

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That said…A wifi access point that requests that info is almost certainly not private for every other trackable thing you do with that wifi, however.

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61 points

It’s good practice to assume that this is true of every network you don’t control.

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24 points

If it’s an open WiFi (no WPA password) packets are not encrypted anyway, so anyone on this AP can easily see everything that comes through it. A decade ago, when most websites allowed plain HTTP, there was a Firefox extension which let you hijack the Facebook or Twitter session of anyone connected to an open WiFi with a couple of clicks.

Nowadays everything is hopefully encrypted at the application level, so while attackers can see where the data goes, they can’t actually read it.

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5 points

Everything you do on a public WiFi should be through a VPN anyway. Just in case you accidentally forget you are on it and log in somewhere.

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21 points

I usually use:
Email - nope@nah.com
Name - Nah Nope
Gender - prefer not to say
DoB - same as you
Phone - just random digits, or if I’m feeling spicy the phone number of a guy I used to be buddies with who fucked me over
Income - never been asked for this yet, probably go with something outlandish…like 1

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2 points

Personally I like giving my personal data as Pope Francis.

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64 points

I went to a restaurant recently that asked me to pay my bill with the QR code on the tablet. Scanned it, and the first thing it did was ask for my phone number to verify my “account” by sending me a code.

The server didn’t understand that I wasn’t going to do that, and they needed to run my credit card like normal or I wasn’t paying.

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26 points

Oh man. If I need to download an app to pay for a meal I’m never going back to that place again.

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6 points

usually just the website, but yes, I agree.

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13 points

I’m like: “I only have a work phone, I can’t do things like that on it.”

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5 points

Whip out your decoy Nokia 7110 instead.

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4 points

I talked my way out of a parking ticket once. the machines were offline, and the only sticker for the app was knee level on the side. I argued a smart phone should not be a requirement to park your car here, meter cop tore the ticket up right then.

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11 points

That’s why in some ways I don’t mind that my country still pays for mobile data, because I just don’t even bother at restaurants anymore “oh, I’ve run out of data, I can’t scan that, here’s my money”

Because of how severely covid lock downs hit our state, every single restaurant I’ve been to in the last 5 years has used a QR code to order and pay.

I have allergies, so this means I mostly just order black coffee when it’s QR only.

I’m not giving you all of my personal details for an overpriced $5 black coffee. The result is that I sit there with my friends, fiddling my thumbs, not buying anything.

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9 points

But what’s the big deal? It’s just an account, sir. Everyone does it. It doesn’t mean anything.

These are the thoughts of people who truly have no idea what’s going on in the world, and those people are abundant.

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41 points

I’m often admin@websiteimsigning.into with a name of admin admin, a birth date of 01/01/1970 a phone number of 4041234567 and address of 123 main street anytown, USA

And then if they expect me to retrieve info from said email or phone number I simply move on

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The professionals try to insert some xss attacks into the forms; or all kinds of quote and comma characters in case the data is exported as csv at some point :)

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1 point

It is

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37 points

Bro, just one more piece of info bro. Come on bro, just one more piece of your personal info and I’ll let you sign on to the “free” wifi. Bro come on bro, just one more piece of personal info, it’s no big deal for some wifi bro.

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32 points

What would stop you from using random, invented data?

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58 points

Don’t use random, invented data. That’s wrong. Use the real data of a ceo or other executive from a company that spammed you. Or if you have the time find out who owns the mall and use their information.

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14 points

That’s so evil and so amazing

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7 points

I recently did something similar. My daughter’s orthodontist practice (it’s a large office with multiple locations) from a few years ago sent a spam txt message. I tracked down the owner of the practice and called the office, “I have a new phone number. Please change it on my records.”

And gave the owner’s home number."

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6 points

Sounds more like justice from down here.

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11 points

But… that requires the internet to research

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5 points

Asshole ExBosses are totally fair after a mandatory 3 year cooling off period.

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3 points

Even better. Though it takes some work to gather that data.

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info@, postmaster@, web@, abuse@, or any other mandated valid email addresses for the service that wants your data.

Any system that includes an SMTP server supporting mail relaying or delivery MUST support the reserved mailbox “postmaster” as a case-insensitive local name.

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc5321

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1 point

That only gives extra work to IT who are powerless to do anything.

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17 points

You wouldn’t just go on the internet and lie would you?

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6 points

No but lie and then go on the internet, that’s a different story

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