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With today’s weed that’s maybe 260mg of THC at the very most, assuming a perfectly temperature-controlled environment. It’s a large dose, yes, but nothing insane. If you smoke/dab/vape more than 2-3 times a week then ~200mg is manageable. And daily tokers don’t have to start panicking until they’ve passed the 600-1000mg threshold. Even then tolerance builds rapidly.

The point I’m making is that OP fucked up, yes, but it’s not a big deal.

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You seem knowledgeable, how bad would be 1kg?

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The Mafia you work for / stole from gonna be the bigger problem.

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put 1G per cracker because I’m autistic

???

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Anon misread the instructions

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What does that have to do with being autistic?

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Nothing, 4channers are just ableist

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Greentext.

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See what they actually mean is that they’re not really autistic, but they say they are because they think it’s a good excuse for antisocial behavior.

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it’s such a cringe trend

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Welcome to 4chan.

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Naturally, he thought it was a Graham Cracker.

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In college I got invited to hang with my Korean neighbors downstairs who were making brownies. One guy is stirring the butter, another is breaking up the weed to add to it. As this is going on, they’re packing bowls to pass around, everyone is getting stupid high, just me and like 8 Korean dudes.

Brownies go in the oven, bowls keep getting packed and passed around. Finally the brownies come out, and everybody there has an acute case of the munchies, so we are all like desperately reaching our hands into the warm brownies, stuffing our faces with them until we devour the whole pan. 40 minutes to an hour later everyone is laying on the floor, groaning, giggling, just a room full of deleted dudes. I don’t remember much else but that was an important lesson, don’t get high while making brownies without any other food around, cuz when you hit those brownies they’re gonna hit back

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Wait, there’s a musical?

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Oh my green gods, I know what I’m watching on repeat tomorrow!

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Didn’t they like stop paying the actors or something and then cheap out with the costumes?

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No idea. Only watched 5 minutes and its glorious

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The only things I know about it are from funny otamatone man:

https://youtu.be/XjUIgva1-fY?si=IyqvY75ylIhmsRps

But I think yes.

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Thanks. I hate you so much.

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Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me…

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If you get high enough, any musical can be a Shrek musical

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1 gram/edible is my go to with plant material. I got wrecked when I made chocolates with 1 gram hash per chocolate…absolutely fucking wrecked 9/10 recommend if you enjoy psychedelics.

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are you saying weed is a psychedelic?

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Can be

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In high enough doses, yes

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interesting, I’ve only ever taken 10mg at a time lol
thanks for the info

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I love acid but that sounds awful

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