78 points

I wish NASA thought about NASA the way this guy thinks about NASA

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I saw we should fund NASA like conspiracy theorists think we do. It’s amazing how much they do with so “little” money.

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Conspiracy theorist don’t think NASA and other orgs are ridiculously well funded. They just have near-zero concept of the scale of costs for the things that they claim. Innumeracy is a prerequisite for conspiracy theory beliefs.

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2 points

That’s because the money flows to NASA under the table.

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7 points

NASA: this guy’s right, we should build a Dyson Sphere.

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That’s right! The sun, the thing that prevents our entire planet from being a frozen rock, which imparts 44 quadrillion watts of energy on the Earth’s surface, is just an elaborate NASA hoax!

They actually generate all that energy with…

…Uh…

???

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17 points

Solar simulators are actually really cool, and it’s a shame these goobers are too busy pretending to know everything, in order to feel special, to actually learn what they are.

(If someone hasn’t heard of them, here’s one of the biggest ones.)

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15 points

Wow

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16 points

They generate that power using the unlimited abundance of energy generated by the mental gymnastics of people like these

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They actually generate the sun using solar power. Duh.

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3 points

Thoughts and prayers, duh.

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2 points

Another comment explains that it’s solar powered.

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1 point

If it’s 44 quadrillion Watts per year, how many is it per second?

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[Brb, doing more math.]

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I see my comment flew over your head, although I appreciate all the info you shared. It’s just that the sun doesn’t deliver Watts per year or per second. The Watt is a unit of power and as such is already energy per time. Watts/year is a nonsense unit, at least in this context.

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41 points

The Sun being fake is a new one to me.

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Look up “Solar Simulator.” It’s a real device scientists use to test the effects of sunlight on various things, from solar panels to satellites (depending on the size of the simulator).

Flerfs think NASA has one that they bring out during the day and float in the sky just to make Flerfs look stupid, when in reality, they don’t need any help looking stupid.

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Could be in response to the guy who wants to bring flat earthers to Antarctica. He wants to prove a globe by showing them, that there is 24 hours of daylight there. Now the flat earthers a fabulating about a sun simulator as a counter to it.

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I’ve delved down this hole myself in recent months because it’s fun. YouTube channels I’d recommend for people wanting to laugh at flerfers:

The ones I can think of off the top of my head are: SciManDan, Creaky Blinder, Conspiracy Toonz, David McKeegan and Fight The Flat Earth (FTFE). I’ve also been watching a lot of Planet Peterson lately, but his way of doing things is very much “say something stupid and I will verbally lay into you until you admit you’re a fucking dumbass” which I’m sure can grate on some people and make him come across as very obnoxious and rude.

But they will all help educate you on why flat earth (and other conspiracies aside) are stupid, to varying degrees, espeically Dave McKeegan if you’re into photography.

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10 points

You clearly don’t watch enough videos of someone ranting for 3 hours on YouTube. Then you’d know all about it.

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29 points

Who never left Antarctica?!

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I think it’s Nazis, based on the length of the word and placement of the tittle.

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That makes a hell of a lot more sense than what I thought it was. But why’d they censor “Nazi”? I assumed it was a slur because why else would you censor an “n-word”?

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11 points

Not sure why it was edited but seems right. I think the dot of the “i” made it outside the box there.

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7 points

Yup. That’s the tittle.

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8 points

Nazis, there’s a conspiracy theory that they built a secret compound there to do ??? (Nazis shit), fled to that place that is still undiscovered to that day so, obviously still working.

I didn’t know they would be equal to deep state.

The reality is that those cumslain trumptards are mistaking the former Soviet Vostok base with a secret nazi base.

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No, you missed the best part of the conspiracy theory! They moved to Antarctic base in order to secretly develop and build UFO-like discs (Die Glocke) and that’s why operation HighJump failed! Nazi UFOs!! They’re gonna kill us all or something!!

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5 points

Ah yes, the UFO they used to build their base on the dark side of the Moon. I’ve seen a documentary about it, something-Iron Sky.

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2 points

Nick’s never left Antarctica, he’s afraid of flying.

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1 point

One of the n-words, it’s most likely the one you’re thinking of.

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10 points

Why’d they put black people in antarctica? What?

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7 points

How many fucking n-words are there?!

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29 points

I don’t think this person understands how equations work.

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