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yeah okay that happens

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You don’t leave the blood from your bite victims smeared across your mouth when you take them to the emergency room?

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I’m loving the comments.

Half of them are discussing the game mechanics and damage of the bite.
The other half are sharing the feelings of affection that apparently came from being bitten.

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I mean, if a friend bit you would it not cause some aff-Oh, just friends, not roommates…hm…

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Of all the happenings, this is certainly the mostiust definitius.

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You have to stab him with a dagger too and see which is worse.

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You have to do it many times to weigh the average

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And compute the standard deviation.

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Transcription:

Anônimo disse

I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian’s bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren’t even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.

also he didn’t wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he’s in the emergency room, so he was like “a rat did it” and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes “yeah okay that happens”

and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I’m also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!

probablybadrpgideas Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper

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