That screenshot is old enough to be in grade school.
Was that around the time when they had bacon flavored everything and motherfuckers were getting bacon tattoos?
The Bacon Tuxedo was from 2007, and when that happened I remember thinking “Ok, this bacon thing has gone too far.” The Beggin Strips “bacon bacon bacon… It’s Bacon!!” commercial first aired in 1989.
I knew beggin’ strips were way before, but I remember a brief period where there were bacon mints, bacon soap, bacon soda, bacon candy, bacon tattoos…bacon everything. I want to say it wasn’t long after a whole bunch of folks were getting those mustache tattoos on their fingers but I’m getting older and my perception of time is warped.
I think this post must’ve been made at the tail end of “the narwhal bacons at midnight, lol holds up spork I’m so random” age of the Internet.
I haven’t heard a peep about bacon in ages.
Who said bacon? Where is it? Put it in my orifices
(Edit) don’t ban me. It was shit talking that I figured was going to be reciprocated
Oh sure, Everyone wants free love but the one time you pork pork, it’s suddenly wrong, what I and a consenting breakfast does in the bedroom or fridge is none of your business.
Sure, sure but I LIKE bacon.
I’ve heard there’s a seaweed that can be prepared to seem pretty close to bacon. I eat real bacon on occasion but I’d love to try the seaweed if I could ever find it.
As a non-vegan, sometimes alternatives are delicious. Like I drink oat milk because it’s way better than cow milk. I also love vegan breakfast sausage. Now I’m really curious about this seaweed
I’m a meatasaurus but I had veggie sausage in elementary school and one day decades later I needed it and I eat it all the time now it’s so good.
