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Now now, let’s not jump to conclusions. Anon might have a brain injury.

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Lol i was fat as fuck 25 years ago

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And I had horrific, untreated anxiety and depression. Fun!

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Anecdotal

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We could be living in utopia, but those damn youths had to go and break stuff

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You can’t blame the youths, all of their actions were completed only to increase Their chances of procreating.

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I don’t blame them for breaking stuff. They just had one of those days.

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Dude, everything was fucked. Everybody sucked. 😝

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da yutes?

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Nobody ever gave me something to break, that’s my problem.

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True, when I see a modern concert recording, all I see are sad and sobbing people, hating that they are at a concert

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Can confirm. Everyone hate to be in front of Tailor Swift. They all yell at her at one point.

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and when she comes out they all scream in pure terror. It must be horrible

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Do you see people behind smartphones they’re holding??

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The phone thing is so ridiculous. Stay at home and watch someone else’s video at that point. The compulsion to document everything that happens to yourself is something I just don’t get.

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Idk, it was a thing in the early 2000s as well. I remember my friends sharing flip-phone quality videos with me of concerts they went to, so sharing experiences via digital recording isn’t anything new.

I also think it’s dumb, but it’s not particularly new.

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This is probably my biggest boomer opinion. People need to know that i was here, people need to know how much fun i’m having. If people don’t know how amazing my life is, what’s even the point of going out?

My tinfoil opinion is because of social media traveling is now everyone’s favourite hobby. Tinder is just full of women who use the planet as a background to take their picture in front of.

When i was little, the worst part about other people’s holidays was that there was a chance that they invited you to their homes to watch their boring dia shows of their vacation. Now it’s almost impossible to not look at someone’s vacation

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What smartphones are you seeing exactly? This looks like a Limp Bizkit set with some professional photographers right up the front. Nobody had smartphones at the time and even if you pulled one out there you’d have lost it in the pit.

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High fructose corn syrup

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