40 points

I liked my sister’s answer when someone offered her cigarettes to try.

“If I don’t like it, it will be a shitty experience. If I do like it, that’s much worse. There’s no way for me to smoke a cigarette and win.”

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17 points

I mean as cliche as this seems to be an an answer, I think the best solution is to not try them in the first place. You can’t lose if you never play the game.

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Yeah. It’s weird that just saying “no” really is the best move. We just shouldn’t count on it when teaching kids about substance abuse.

Just like with abstinence-only sex education, basing the entire strategy around just one method of preventing an unwanted outcome is dumb.

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2 points

Life is shitty enough without adding a serious addiction in top of it, I’m good, thanks

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61 points

It is believed nicotine tests you the first time so it can weed out the uncool people

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16 points

My mind focused on the word “weed” and got very confused… had to reread a few times :)

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It’s incredible. The judgmental douchebag inside of me that wants to scoff at you for this, despite the fact that I did the exact same thing. Don’t really know why I’m sharing, just felt like I needed to tell on myself and hope I’m not the only occasionally insecure snob around here.

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3 points

Hah! I appreciate your honesty.

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9 points

I was once in a band with 3 guys who chainsmoked. Locked in a shitty practice room in the bass players house with the windows and doors closed for hours at a time twice a week or more.

After a year of this I would get nicotine fits if we didnt practice.

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30 points

Just smoke tomorrow too, see where it goes

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35 points

Easy! It just takes a little trauma! You’ll be a smoker in no time if you sync buying your next pack with the death of a family member that your other family members are too grief stricken to help you process!

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Can confirm. Started smoking in the middle of my divorce and I was living alone for weeks at a time.

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