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Oh fuck… It’s so stupid it’s smart.

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I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:

2 > 1

This one checks out, folks.

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You must be a terrorist because that’s MUSLIM MATH! Those are not Christian numbers and feel it necessary to report this comment to the FBI, the Federal Biblical Investigators.

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36 points

Al-Gebra

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How’s this instead: II > I

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👏👏👏👏👏

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What, you don’t believe in the Nemesis hypothesis?

Because that would bring it up to… hang on, let me get my calculator…

Two stars in the solar system.

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Fascinating proposal, professor. Thankfully I can adjust my equations quite easily:

2 ≥ 2

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Curses, foiled again!

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Thank you for your service.

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You only see the bright white light kind of star?

That’s racist.

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As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years…

sigh

I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”

Always tomorrow.

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This is one of the most fascinating comments I’ve ever encountered on Lemmy

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You’re fascinating. 😘

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We should be best friends. 👊

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28 points

Wut?

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I have no idea how I ended up here. Swear to god I was on the post about the trolley, saving people, and small talk. No shit. Never even seen this post.

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This happened to me once too. The Lemmy gods brought you here. You are now a part of the meme

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As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. We’ve all been there.

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I saw that post right below this one.

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And now I’ve posted it in the correct location.

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No this post was the correct location. Don’t second guess yourself. You were always meant to be here!

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You got me. Had to whatever the thought equivalent of double take is.

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Doubleponder.

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With… cheese?

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Which is also weird if you think about it because they have the republic system too.

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If i had fallen for it, i would have had a quarter ponder :)

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10 points

Had yourself a thinkythink

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The term you’re looking for is doublethink.

On an unrelated note: 2+2=5

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I love this because even though I read the words, I interpreted it to mean something else for a second. (atoms and galaxy) Be careful when you read things and don’t assume you know something.

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