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That weird American obsession over men’s height.

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Exists in Australia too lol

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In Europe too. Pretty sure it exists everywhere, just like other beauty standards.

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Yep I live in the Netherlands as a 5’6” guy. So many insecure short women here who only want men that are 2 meters all. My height is so much more of an issue with women who are shorter than me than women who are my same height or slightly taller.

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I’ve literally never heard of a woman talking about “I don’t date men under X height” in my entire life. Then again I’d never even talk with a woman like that in the first place.

I’ve certainly noticed the trend of smaller girls always gravitating towards taller men, but nothing so silly as “I don’t date small men”. As a small guy myself, I actually dated a few tall girls without issue, and happily married to a lady two inches taller than me.

As I always say : my height isn’t the dimension you’re gonna care about, once we are lying down.

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1 point

Tall is the big titties of men.

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And you know, the rest of the western world.

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2 points

We only use metric to seem taller. 186cm (and counting)

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Thanks to America

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Unfortunately not just America. Heightism is also prevalent in a big part of Asia.

This is most likely one of the quirks brought to you by Survival of the Fittest rule. Thanks, evolution.

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36 points

Don’t blame evolution for some peoples’ short sightedness

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I see what you did there, despite evolution.

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Well, tallness surely would be a preferable criteria back then! To a certain extent, it is a proxy parameter for fitness.

I just think we can actually use evolution to explain a lot of things that we do, it doesn’t mean we should do it.

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6 points

What?

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Next time someone comes up to me and says “Wow! You’re tall! How tall are you?” Imma say I’m 5’9’’ instead of the actual 6’6’’ I am.

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56 points

And if they ask you if you play basketball, ask them if they play minifgolf.

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6 points

or horse racing

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7 points

Ya I’m only four feet tall and shrinking fast

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46 points

Chaotic evil

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11 points

This should have been the Joker sequel.

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39 points

I can tell if somebody is 2 meter tall or not, and if they are 170 or 180.

Where are all these people that roamed the earth a bunch and still can’t tell heights?

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Unless you’re the same height as me, I’ll never remember how tall you are. I was mentoring some girl for half year and when she asked me to guess her height while she was sitting, I guessed ~170, turns out she was 180+.

Height just isn’t something I register about a person, and I don’t see why anyone would bother trying to remember stuff like that.

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I don’t mean remembering, I mean estimating, in person.

If a person tells me they are 190 and they are actually 185 I can tell. Can’t you?

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My height is 192 so 190 vs 185 would be easy to tell, but once you reach ~182 and below it’s all a wash. 180 vs 175 I wouldn’t have a clue. I was off by more than 10cm in my estimation when they were sitting in front of me, and it was a person I knew well.

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4 points

No but it’s because I’m American and those numbers mean nothing to me.

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11 points

Me too, if they are the same height as me or a bit taller then they are 2m if they are normal height then they are 170-180 and other than that they are sub 160

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6 points

the imperial system and its consequences

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Right? I’ve built enough walls and pitched enough tarps to know how tall six feet is.

I do admittedly do both more often than most people, but still

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Always fun to say I’m my legal height and have guys get defensive about their height because it would mean they’re shorter than they say they are. Maybe I round down a bit?

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What is a legal height?

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The listed height on my driver’s license (and probably passport?).

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There’s a height on your driving license?

I’ve never seen one on a passport.

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