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People who say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste do not brush their teeth.

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They must use the fruity kids toothpaste

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I hated that shit as a kid too.

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Fruity toothpaste gang

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8 points

I brush mine with chocolate chip mint ice cream.

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Wait, were supposed to do that?

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But it does taste like toothpaste

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So what if it does? The reason I don’t eat toothpaste is not because it tastes bad.

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I must be using the wrong toothpaste… Seriously, what toothpaste have you tried that tastes like mint ice cream? I may want to order a case of it.

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83 points

People hate what they do not understand

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Yeah. I looove the diarrhea I get from eating tubes of mint toothpaste.

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15 points

Squirty in, squirty out

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9 points

Mint flavored all the way through, baybeh!

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5 points

The Circle of Life.

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62 points

Eating a grape: wow this is identical to drinking cough syrup

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Grapes don’t get you high though

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Nah you’re just not doing it right

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Yeah, gotta let the grapes sit for awhile first

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I love mint chip ice cream. I’m laughing, upvoting, and calling you a bastard all at once.

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Good mint icecream is not strongly minty and is a lovely pairing with chocolate chips.

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