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When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.

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For some reason my body seems to learn a schedule for going to the bathroom, regardless of whether it’s solid or liquid.

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Never comes alone as well.

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Add some nicotine into the mix and boom. Explosive diarrhea.

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Brown goes in, brown comes out. It’s only logical

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For real, why is it like that???

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The coffeine and chlorogenic acids (also found in eggplants, peaches and plums) in coffee stimulate the bowels which then can lead to bowel movement for some people.

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