All conservatives are trash.
Unfortunately, conservatives are just going to try conversion therapy and we all know that shit doesn’t work.
One day you have El Niño, and the next day you wake up to La Niña!
These are people that say man made climate change is a myth because we are too small to do that but controlling the weather to make hurricanes stronger is totally happening right now.
Because there’s no “conspiracy” that “they don’t want you to know about” regarding climate change. Climate change has publicly accessible information that goes back decades. That’s boring and doesn’t give people a sense of importance.
But HAARP and other “true causes” of hurricanes hitting people who never get hit by hurricanes are surreptitious and give these nutters a sense of moral superiority. They feel important because “they know more than you”.
Here’s a great podcast episode about the very ideology (with transcript): https://www.apa.org/news/podcasts/speaking-of-psychology/conspiracy-theories
Hurry up, let’s not drag this out
Think of an October heat wave as summer trying to use a restroom that doesn’t match its assigned season at birth.