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I love stuff like this. Here are some real dinosaur/extinct creature names!

  • Sauroniops: Literally means Eye of Sauron

  • Dracorex Hogwartsia: Dragon King of Hogwarts

  • Thanos Simonattoi: after Thanos

  • Irritator Challengeri: he was hard to dig up and scientists were angry

  • Gasosaurus: discovered while a gas company was being built.

  • Gojirasaurus: self explanatory

  • Attenborosaurus: plesiosaurus named after David Attenborough.

  • Crichtonosaurus: similar to an ankylo and named after author of Jurassic Park

  • Bambiraptor sounds cute, and it’s named after the deer (because it was deer sized), but it was a fierce and deadly creature.

There’s so many more; I could nerd out forever. I miss when I was a little girl, and people would actually talk to me about dinosaurs…

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No please keep going

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I haven’t heard of any of these and they are fantastic! Thank you for sharing.

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Here’s hoping one of the scientists would be batshit crazy enough to name a new species Biggus Dickus.

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I have a fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

SILENCE!

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I feel excited because almost all of these are new to me.

I love learning these kinds of new things that I won’t use daily and get bored, they’ll stay bright and shiny in a corner of my brain.

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Fortunately, “Dracorex Hogwartsia” turned out to just be a juvenile Pachycephalosaurus, not a new species.

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Gojirasaurus: self explanatory

Have they exposed them to radiation in an attempt to resurrect them yet?

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Dino McDinoFace

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FBL, for Fucking Big Lizard.

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Would you like some fries with your McDino?

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Nah but I’ll get some fries that go with that shake

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Please, dinosaurs today would get 20 year corporate licenses. Arby’s-osaurus Rex; Modelo-dactyl — “for those with the flying spirit”

Edit: are they listening to us?

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TriceraX

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the scientific name for gorilla is “gorilla gorilla” so i think that ship sailed before sailing was invented

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And American Buffalo are “bison bison.”

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I don’t know what it actually means but the scientific name of Indian Cobra is Naja naja and in Hindi “naja” means “Don’t go”, which seems very apt.

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An excellent warning sign. Fuck looking at stripes, the Indians get it

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This isn’t actually true though. Most dinosaurs have been named in the last 100 years. In fact 85% of them have been named since Jurassic Park came out.

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Correct. We are currently in a golden age for unearthing new dinosaurs. Pretty much every week there’s something new that we have found.

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Is it actually finding new stuff, though? Or just refining classification methods to better identify what we already had lying around?

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