(This one seems a little familiar, but I can’t recall if I’ve seen it here. Sorry if repost)

29 points

Is this the hobbit? I stopped watching after the first one betrayed young me so badly.

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9 points

I recommend watching the third one, not because it is a good movie, but because it is a hilarious movie.

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Their worst sin in my opinion is actually how they split off the end of the Smaug storyline to be resolved in, like, the first five minutes of the third movie (literally before the title) rather than resolving it in the second movie. Huge pacing mistake.

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11 points

WHAT? Like, I know that the battle and stuff does happen after Smaug, so he’s not the final event of the book like you’d think, but I can’t imagine jumping into the third movie for a weirdly quick pay-off and then watching them drag out the battle for basically an entire movie.

God the more I know about these movies the happier I am in my choice to just cherish the book on its own.

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7 points

There are plenty of huge errors in these movies, but the pacing of Smaug’s demise was one of the better deviations.

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5 points

That’s the right way to do it.

Some people have to keep watching so they can get mad, and make people who like it feel bad.

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20 points

But how would you cram in some unnecessary romance without dreamy eyed elves?

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21 points

D’ye no find these eyes a wee bit dreamy?"

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5 points

He’s a dream, but I’m biased as I match him in height, figure and beard.

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5 points

But are you dangerous over short distances?

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6 points

Those eyes are crazy

But that damn beard is so fluffy, I’m gonna to die.

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108 points

I have been rewatching some franchise media that got bad receptions (new star trek movies, matrix reloaded, The Phantom Menace) and I have been feeling a lot more charitable to these works than I was the first time.

In this spirit I watched The Hobbit again and it is truly awful.

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39 points

I seem to recall there being a pretty good fan edit that condensed it down into one long movie and cut out all the unnecessary love triangle stuff.

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Is this the same edit made by Tolkien Editor or is it another cut?

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7 points

I can wouch for this one. Very well done. I wish they cut out more Alfrid time though.

Alfrid makes me understand why people hate Jar Jar so much.

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There’s a few. I watched the M4 book edit recently and it’s pretty great.

Certainly cut out a few scenes I liked, but its goal was to be book accurate and it does a great job IMO.

https://m4-studios.github.io/hobbitbookedit/

The list of changes is remarkable.

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It’s called The Tolkien Edit

https://tolkieneditor.wordpress.com/

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9 points

I enjoyed watching that when it was first created! Any word of a 1080p for that one? I’d even take a release of the timestamps so that I could make the edit to my 1080p versions.

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9 points

Reloaded was well liked. Revolutions was widely panned. I also rewatched them both recently (all four plus the Animatrix in order, actually) and I found that I liked them more on rewatch, a couple decades later, than I did initially.

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8 points

The Matrix Reloaded is legitimately a good movie.

Other than that 3 hour dance scene, I agree

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3 points

I wish it was that long :/

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2 points

Prequel to 8 sense

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1 point

On the other hand, rewatching any season of True Detective is doable.

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3 points

I recommend giving the X Man Series another try. I recently did and it gave me a warm fuzzy feeling. The original timeline just feel like perfect cheap action movies from the 2000s. Brought me back to my childhood. Same with the “Unbreakable Trilogy”

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10 points

Well… you know what they say: if Frodo can go to Osgiliath…

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5 points

The people they fight for are mostly not in the book either so I don’t see a problem

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