98 points

He should be freed under the Lovable Scamp Law with this being declared little rascal behaviour instead of an assassination attempt. Ryan Routh deserves a second chance to fuck up in a more spectacular way. Maybe he’ll fall out of the tree while trying to shoot or he’ll put the bullet in backwards.

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no need to put him in jail, next time he tries to shoot Trump his gun will explode like a banana peel and leave him with a scorched face and his hair blown backwards

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40 points

“boys will be boys”

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32 points

Well, trump was no angel

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Next time, the barrel will poke out of the bushes and an ss agent will tiptoe over to it and tie be barrel in a knot. When he’s hauled off in cuffs, his face will be blasted with soot from the gun blowing up.

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33 points

Can’t cover your face in soot anymore, because of woke

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24 points

We all did stupid things as kids, no need to ruin his future over one little misstep with a gun.

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10 points

CIA already wants to recruit him for assassination of Fidel Castro Miguel Diaz-Canel

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60 points

How does this judge keep getting all these cases lmfao, joke court system

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59 points

She intentionally keeps her dockets low so she is more likely to get trump cases. She will usually delegate or throw out cases that are not affiliated with Trump.

To make things even more ridiculous, her clerks hate her and she is likely relying on the heritage foundation to do her clerk work.

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The United States is not a serious country

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24 points

So in other words, if I do a non-Trump-related crime, I want her to be the judge?

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16 points

Quick, everybody commit crimes and try to get on her docket.

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Why would she recuse herself? She doesn’t give a fuck. Also Trump might win in just a few weeks and if that happens - she can give Trump the thing he likes most. That of course is loyalty. If she puts the guy away for the max sentence - that means it’s even more likely Trump rewards her with a nice, fat, and juicy judicial position. I bet she daydreams of herself on the supreme court.

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Kavanaugh got in, so could anyone at this point. Desperately unserious governmental apparatus that all needs bricks put through their windows.

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I remember reading this last week and it’s already come true, nice prediction. AG is a nice get.

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She’s in the running. Ted Nugent could become AG. Or Kid Rock. With Trump anything is possible.

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49 points

Of the 3 attempted assassins, this is the only one that is seems libbed the fuck up. Who other than the lib seriously believes you can just point out the conflicts of interest and something will happen? Bud, it’s conflict of interest all the way down at this point.

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42 points

Who other than the lib seriously believes you can just point out the conflicts of interest and something will happen?

What else do you do if you know your judge is that corrupt? All you can do is point out how corrupt they are as loudly as possible and hope for a mistrial.

Seems silly to accuse a would be assassin of civility.

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He’s a NAFO guy who had a Biden-Harris sticker on his truck, it all checks out.

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23 points

checkmate, corrupt judicial apparatus : smuglord:

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12 points

Yeah the radlib brain is incredibly naive about the machinations of capital

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And in bad country people trying to assassinate the despot leader the founding fathers explicitly said needed to be shot go to a kangaroo court of the despot’s hand-picked judge who’s only in it for a pay raise.

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