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I'm all for acceptance, but this is going too far(i.imgur.com)

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Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.

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Illogicalbit@lemmy.world
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Priceless

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TheSealStartedIt@lemmy.world
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mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Grass and gas also accepted

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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Allonzee@lemmy.world
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This is highly flattering.

It’s exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.

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doingthestuff@lemmy.world
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People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.

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Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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there is a reason the industry term is “human resources”

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Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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They probably mean your kidneys

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QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world
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They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol

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_NoName_@lemmy.ml
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Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.

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kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3

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DreamButt@lemmy.world
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Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?

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