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JD Vance Warns Millions Of Women May Vote Under Influence Of Menstrual Madness(theonion.com)

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Nougat@fedia.io
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I remember when The Onion was ridiculous.

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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Oh, it still is. Reality is just ALSO rediculous.

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Nougat@fedia.io
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Maybe they should shift gears and start printing stories like “JD Vance Apologizes to Haitian Immigrants” or “Trump Kicks Neo-Nazis Out of Rally”.

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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“Trump declaires himself a vegetarian. Proclaims only soy boys eat meat.”

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FrederikNJS@lemm.ee
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“Trump Apologies for Insurrection, Explains He Was ‘Hangry’”

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vividspecter@lemm.ee
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“Trump answers question clearly and honestly”.

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JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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I too remember the present moment.

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tomkatt@lemmy.world
72 points

I had to check the community and link, because I could believe he would say something like this.

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beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
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Honestly, I could imagine every single network reporting this exact headline and I wouldn’t bat an eye.

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shalafi@lemmy.world
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I believed it.

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ɔiƚoxɘup@infosec.pub
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Me too. I only realized it was onion the second time I scrolled through.

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NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
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I briefly believed it before realizing I should check.

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EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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Given what has actually come out of this man’s mouth, it was definitely plausible.

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Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
58 points

This one fuckin got me. Are they sure this didn’t actually happen?

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Rhaedas@fedia.io
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I think it has. In his head. The Onion just has an advanced scoop.

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EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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Oh, I bit the onion pretty hard on this one.

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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Me: God dammit. I must be slipping. I used to be able yo laugh at an obviously fake onion headline.

Comment section: I FELL FOR THE ONION HEADLINE!!!

Me: Oh good. It’s not just me.

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pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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Reality is the issue, not you.

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YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca
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I had to triple check the source before I was convinced it wasn’t real.

Maybe it is real. Anything’s possible these days.

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Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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Lol came in to admit defeat, and saw a ton of comments doing the same.

Not 100% sure The Onion didn’t accidentally post something that actually happened again.

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