137 points

my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn’t be able to pee

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58 points

It’s difficult but not impossible

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Hard Mode

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49 points

The competition is stiff.

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You can cheat by doing it right after ejaculation.

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As long as you can maintain a steady stream of ejaculate, it’ll feel the same for her.

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119 points

Aloud.

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Maybe she should try more quietly.

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28 points

It never stops being scary seeing adult and married people unable to do things you expect children to get right.

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I dont understand how you dont question a jpeg. A child made this meme. It did not happen.

Now if it were a png, thats a good source. Theres a lot more transparency.

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18 points

This comment made me remove both my femurs.

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5 points

the children yearn for the mememines

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Ehhhh, I dawnt reely no if it matters to much. Wut reely matters is that a purson can bee under stood. Thats the point of langwege.

I no a man hoo rites like this and calls PayPal pay pow, but he is a numbers jeenyus hoo duz complex calculashins n his hed like yoo hav nevur seen.

He can’t spell his damn name to save his life, but he’s a genius in ways that constantly blow me away. He draws complex diagrams by hand of every system he builds by hand. If anyone were ever to work behind him on something they’re very familiar with, they’d have to tear it all down and rebuild it because he just invents his own way as he goes. He has no real education either. I can’t imagine what kind of powerhouse he could be if he’d ever been afforded a chance to really learn.

I’d trade my abilities with written language for his skills any day.

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I read your first paragraph before giving up. You can’t be understood if people give up communicating with you entirely.

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Why did I read that first paragraph in Canadian accent

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If anyone were ever to work behind him on something they’re very familiar with, they’d have to tear it all down and rebuild it because he just invents his own way as he goes

That’s not the virtue you think it is.

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I thought they used audio recognition or something

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Yeah, that made my brain short out for a second. :p

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91 points

Still a better love story than twilight.

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It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.

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The fuck is with these influx of censored memes? Is it to avoid some tik tok filter or some shit? I am just assuming since so many of this crap is recycled tik tok memes.

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I will down vote each and every one of them, I know it won’t do anything but fuck it

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Can’t even say dingle anymore without being banned from Insta. Ducks sake.

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i wouldn’t know. I’ve never used instagram in my life lol.

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I don’t know if that’s true either. I don’t tend to interact with other people on Instagram when I do use it. I was just making banter

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3 points

As in Quandale Dingle or what?

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This site isn’t Instagram.

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No it is not. Instagram may be why the meme is censored, I wouldn’t know since that isn’t where I found it.

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Is it really that big a deal? People are finding them elsewhere and they’re pre-censored when they find them.

Does it matter when it’s funny?

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Cuck behavior. You, not the censorship.

Use your imagination bish.

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Calling someone a cuck makes me think you’re a loser.

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Ahem, memememememeeeeee

/clears throat

You Sir, are also a Cuck.

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that’s what someone that got called a cuck would say

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I like how they censor the “C” in dick so it’s just “DIK”

I found that funnier than the whole rest of it lol

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dik was an animation studio once upon a time

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I instantly heard it. DEEK

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05hTBAOnDQE Relevant cyanide and happiness

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My friend had this little electronic twenty questions game. You would think of any object, animal, whatever and it would guess it very accurately. If your word was penis it would figure it out and guess dik-dik. That shit was hilarious to me.

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