Would you have the heart to tell her this is just a helper reaper? 🙄
5 points
Poor kid.
Thinks she’s living the dream… and ends up a quadriplegic.
19 points
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7 points
Mall Reapers should be a thing that you see on Dia De La Muertes.
3 points
9 points
This reminds me of a piece of warhammer fantasy lore. In the empire part of the coming of age ceremony is to be “doomed”. You go to the temple of the God of death and one of his priests comes up with how you are going to die. You don’t get to choose though.
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5 points
Better than dying at the end of a long shift at work.
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True, but if that’s the case, at least you died while helping yourself at the expense of the establishment.
3 points
Man, I hope I used a whole bunch of toilet paper before my heart stops. 😆