Imagine feeling threatened by a wholesome learning puppet
I mean he did ruin sesame street … but not for the reasons presented here.
He did? What happened? The way you said it and with everything going on in the media I’m half expecting you to tell me Elmo is dating a 15 year old or something.
Poisoning masculinity and the minds of young men, you say?
If they didn’t know exactly what they were doing, they would never accuse others of it.
Me: surely this isn’t real
quick search
Oh fuck me
The way he’s talking, it sounds like he doesn’t know it’s a puppet.
Is he not in jail anymore? Wait… is sex trafficking legal now?!
Everyone, quick! Lock your doors!