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Want to learn more? Here’s everything you need to know about the elusive dongfish!

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Noooooooo

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Reality is often disappointing

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That’s gonna be my epitaph: β€œIn reality, often disappointing”

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Totally thought I was going to get Rick rolled

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It’s so much worse. We got truth rolled. :(

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Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.

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Yeah, that’s what I thought. Way too good to be true.

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First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.

Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.

Then you cut the fleeb. There’s several hizzards in the way.

The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

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The lesser known method of making a Plumbus

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I was waiting for the rick and morty ref xd

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Those are all perfectly cromulent words

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Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

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FYI. Your account is flagged as a bot. If you aren’t actually a bot then you should go into your account setrings and uncheck the bot account box.

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Much appreciated

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Crom laughs at your four winds from his mountain!

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Tag yourself! I am dillsack.

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Scungle reporting for duty 🫑

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(the nutte sac) πŸ˜€πŸ–οΈ

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