56 points

I’m confused, I only see supports for two lower limbs; but what’re you supposed to do with your tail? Just let it drag on the ground? Nah, hammocks are supposed to keep you off the ground. What a shitty hammock.

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Excuse my ignorance, is that a bdsm device?

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55 points

Its a swing. For segs.

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30 points

You can say sex on the internet

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21 points

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9 points

Sex on the internet

Edit: Holy shit it worked!

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13 points

It’s* a swing

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12 points

I’m more concerned with the double space

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Nope, not specifically. Basically, if you would like to be sexually penetrated you get on the swing. The person who would like to sexually penetrated you will stand behind you or in front of you and push you towards or away from him to accomplish the copulation task. Specifically the penis or dildo will then go inside our come out of the vagina, mouth or anus in such a way that the giver and receiver both feel sexual pleasure with minimal discomfort or effort. Some would think of this as fun also. Other parts of the body can also play a role with this apparatus.

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I wish they’d explain it this way at school…

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Yeah. Apparently I’ve been using swings at recess wrong this whole time.

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15 points

Thanks, fellow worker

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You’re very welcome. And now I must explain how the next weird contraption is all about.

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4 points

Much appreciated. TIL about this!

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33 points

Looks like a swing for someone with special needs

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the needs are pretty special

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9 points

You made me think of physically disabled people using a… hammock…

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7 points

In case you’re wondering, yes.

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I was going to upvote, but the number is 69 so… nice.

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I see the potential for lots of fun

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Can someone please explain? I don’t get it.

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secs

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You can say sex on the internet

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My brother in Christ, you can say sex pretty much everywhere, but only on the internet you have the privilege of spelling it “secs” and witness people that think you did it for anything other than comedic effect.

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I keep trying to say six and it won’t stop coming out wrong.

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6 points

Swing

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It’s for when you’ve broken both your arms, and you still want to relax.

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Mom!

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Been a while since I thought about that

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