4 points

But property is theft, so now you are under arrest

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Assuming that’s about 5x5’, and going by the price of the first tungsten cube found on Google, this would be worth about 15 million dollars. Decent prize of you could move 150,000lb.

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In reall units and currencies thats about 68 tonnes (or around 50 VW Golfs) and 13,8 Million Euros (or 1/11000 of the money we lost due to cum-ex).

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38 points

Hmmm.

So the real game show is getting value out of the prize.

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Welcome to another exciting episode of CAN! YOU! FENCE THIS?!?!*

Alright contestants, this week your prize is: 600 tons of wood chips! Whoever earns the most money selling your prize will be our lucky winner and move on to round 2.

Reminds me of an impromptu back and forth prank a set of brothers used to pull on each other where they regifted each other a pair of hideous moleskin pants in increasingly elaborate ways.

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2 points

I’d watch the fuck out of that.

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5 points

Best I can do is a copy of Battletoads

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4 points

About the same as me winning a giant-ass dinette and patio set for my moderate-sized apartment.

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Typically people take the cash value on prizes like that. Because not inly do you have to figure out what to do with what you won, you also have to pay taxes on the value of it.

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22 points

Melt it.

Wait…

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18 points

Eat it!

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1 point

Nobody doesn’t like molten tungsten!

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15 points

Going with your 5’ x 5’ x 5’ size, that should weigh about 132,624 pounds, or about 66.3 tons. The price, as of 2018, was about $30,000/ton. That works out to be about $2M.

Still a pretty heft prize.

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Didn’t calculate the price by weight. Just took the number from the 6" cube here and extrapolated from that since it was the easiest math.

https://shop.tungsten.com/tungsten-cube/

The 5’ cube is 1000 times the size of the 6" cube and the 6" cube is $15k. The prices don’t scale up linearly though. The smaller cubes are better value by weight.

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4 points

I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

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7 points

Unless there is some clause talking about time to receive or “only the participant”, then I would sell this thing at a fraction of the price and frolic into the sunset. Let someone else deal with the logistics, I just made an easy Mil.

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3 points

this would be worth about 15 million dollars

But where and to whom?

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3 points

It’s about letting go…

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55 points

2/10 Prize 8/10 Prize if delivery is included

I can put it in the front yard, spray paint it gold, and start a neighborhood cult around The Cube.

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You ain’t putting it anywhere. It’s getting delivered and staying where they put it.

A single 5 foot cube of tungsten would weigh about as much as an above average sized single family home.

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7 points

I assume dumped on the yard would be the only delivery option.

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4 points

Lol it looks even a decent forklift maxes out at 70k lbs

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That cube would be in the neighborhood of 1 million dollars of tungsten

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That is… surprisingly little. Are you sure?

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I mean, I can only estimate it’s size from the person standing next to it. From there I can use that estimate to get the volume of the cube, then the weight, then look up the cost by weight right now and apply the average.

So it would be somewhere around 1mm by weight.

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By weight probably, for it to be a perfectly symmetrical cube would likely cost you double that.

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2 points

I’m betting I got it a few months before someone can gather the equipment to steal it. It would have outlived its novelty and likely be a burden at that point. If the cult works out The Cube should be self sufficient and could even become a profitable local attraction.

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3 points

A tungsten cube that size would weigh a fuckload.

To just deliver it would be an undertaking. There will be roads between you and the where ever this came from that are not rated for that weight.

You may need a specialized truck just to move it, and a crane to get it on and off said truck…

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9 points

How does one join the cult for The Cube?

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One must simply gaze upon the glory of The Cube. The Cube will invite you in, keep you warm, keep you safe. The Cube welcomes all. The Cube just wants to share.

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48 points

Holy shit Tom is rich now! If he can move it though.

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21 points

How did they put it on the stage?

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39 points

They built the stage around the cube.

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16 points

They grew the Earth around the cube.

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1 point

The cube came from the skies, the visitors brought it.

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3 points

Spawned it in with a console command.

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This could possibly be the worst possible prize. Raw tungsten isn’t actually that expensive. What’s expensive is working with it as it melts 3,410c (6,170f) isn’t very malleable and is heavy like really really heavy to move this block you will probably need larger equipment than standard industrial moving equipment, bigger trucks and loaders also you’ll need to get the city’s permission to haul it on the roads , that alone is probably going to cost more than the cube is worth you will then have to pay a monthly storage fee until someone wants to buy it. Shouldn’t be that long right? It’s a valuable metal… well good luck finding a company that works with tungsten outside of china, and you absolutely can not ship it. But let’s assume you find someone who wants it(at a considerable discount) well now you have to higher the specialized movers again.

EDIT:

Actually I just did the math and plugged in all the known values I could find and assuming you could sell it within the first year you could probably make $700,000, so it would still be well worth it. But a lot of trouble.

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13 points

but what if I want one 🥺

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8 points

too bad, no giant cube of tungsten 4 u

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Then good news you can buy it! But you’ll have to commission it’s very specialized construction, and pay to have it shipped across seas… you know that thing I said you absolutely could not do, well with money all things are possible.

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I wonder if there’s a foundry in the world with a crucible that can hold, melt, and pour that much tungsten? To make a 5 foot solid cube.

Then imagine trying to machine the damn thing square.

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7 points

Rocket nozzles are commonly made of tungsten, there are more than a few manufacturers in the US. Drill bits can be made of tungsten carbide. Armor piercing weapons use tungsten too. All of these have industries in the US.

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Drill bits are coated in tungsten carbide. Sometimes. There are a variety of coatings.

The drill bits you’re buying at the big box store are high speed still with some kind of coating to help them last a little longer. The specialty drill bits you’re buying for working on metal are also HSS with a different coating and probably different tip geometry.

End mills are milling/lathe inserts can be HSS or carbide, also with some tungsten coating. Importantly, these are sintered, and made out of dust.

Tungsten carbide is waaaay too brittle to work as a drill bit.

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https://drillbitsusa.com/product-category/solid-carbide-drill-bits/

You don’t use solid carbide drill bits with a hand drill but with mills and cnc machines.

https://www.mcmaster.com/product/3723A51

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Like, no. All sorts of carbide bits, including drill bits.

Lot of tungsten producers and recyclers in the US, kennemetal for instance. They would be happy to come get that cube, might have to crack it into smaller pieces.

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5 points

Spoken like a true tungsten connoisseur.

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The company I worked for made tungsten nozzles, they had to be welded using atomic hydrogen welding. One day a bottle of hydrogen shows up and receiving rejected it, we had the supplier label it protium and it went right through.

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7 points

Don’t forget having to pay income tax on the original retail value of the cube (assuming this is USA where lottery and prizes are taxable gains)

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5 points

Can you expand on why it can’t be shipped?

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10 points

That would violate the Treaty of Versailles

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The Catholic Church passed an edict worldwide banning the shipping of tungsten cubes larger than half a cubic meter in volume

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6 points

Real answer is that it’s obscenely heavy

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5 points

Secret clause in the Molotov - Ribbentrop pact

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4 points

It’d weigh 75 tons assuming that to be 5ft x 5ft x 5ft

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It looks like panels on a frame and not solid tungsten.

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