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Don’t tell me its for wheelchairs I don’t like hearing the truth. Its a sim card and that’s that

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The fabled MegaSD card

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The tabled MegaSD card…

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I don’t think it’s for wheelchairs. If it was, the corner of the table wouldn’t be cut off. I mean, where would that person put their food? I think it’s probably to get more room to maneuver between tables.

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They should be happy to have a place to si… uh, park. Now they also want food?!

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Shape of the table is wrong for that. Usually these things happen as an architectural oddity. There isn’t room there for a full bench, so they made it work.

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My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

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Normies : it’s for my child or friend with limited mobility

Internet : CuCk TaBlE

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Its cuck booth, good sir. I would never make a cuck table joke, thats beneath me

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sounds like you have a lot of experience getting cucked

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Ooh, it’s a wedge table.

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*Wife’s son

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No, he is my son too

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Can you link your episode of Maury as a source?

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Really? I can only think this exists because they need space for a walkway.

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Ew

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Hurra, de cuckstoel is nog vrij

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yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij

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I’ve got a boring engineer friend who’d probably benefit from having a wingman along for an awkward date. I support the three-person date!

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Misread this as “Boeing engineer friend” and immediately thought they’d probably benefit from more than just a wingman.

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Or a door man

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rent a wingman!

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