I have to ask, what ceremony is that for and does it have a parade?

Could they sync it to the baseline of katy perry’s roar?

I accidentally spilled about a tablespoon of peppercorns on the floor and could hear my ancestors screaming in horror as I swept them up and threw them away.

I have ice, on demand, and hot water, flushing toilets, magic boxes that entertain me.

I’d fucking give it all for an octopus vase….

But what do you store it in? A vase with an octopus on it?

I have an electron rubiks cube

Smae!

Woah there, Mr Deep! I see the way you are eye-banging that cephalopod.

Blatant squid propaganda.

You don’t see me out here disparaging Hares or even jackrabbits do you?

Be better.