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You do want to keep octopuses in jars because they’re dicks who fuck up the ocean for the rest of us.

And don’t get me started on those fucking cuttlefish.

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Blatant squid propaganda.

You don’t see me out here disparaging Hares or even jackrabbits do you?

Be better.

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What about jackalopes?

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half breed abomination of nature and ought not be allowed to compete in our sports IMO, but only because they dope so heavily

There’s a reason they’re fast as fast can be … cocaine

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Oh. On them. Not in them.

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There is our chance to surpass them!

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I’ve had that, yes. Also dental care

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Do octopodes even have teeth?

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Some of them (maybe all? Idk) have a venomous beak. So. There’s that. :|

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I have half a kilo of cinnamon.

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I accidentally spilled about a tablespoon of peppercorns on the floor and could hear my ancestors screaming in horror as I swept them up and threw them away.

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But what do you store it in? A vase with an octopus on it?

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A chest with a millipede motif

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Ok well that’s more than acceptable.

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I have ice, on demand, and hot water, flushing toilets, magic boxes that entertain me.

I’d fucking give it all for an octopus vase….

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I have an electron rubiks cube

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I have plastic vases that can have them on them. Should take 3 days total

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