He had still won. Shit people preferring shit, have voted for more shit. You can’t win against a pig in a mud fight, it’s used to it and will like it at the end.
If Smell-o-Vision was a thing, everyone would think Trump smelled like pine trees and ocean spray, because that’s what he’d pay them to broadcast, or else refuse to allow himself to be broadcast on their networks.
The guy slathers on so much fake tan, he looks like he’s wearing black-face. His only genuine characteristic is his inability to stop the senility from coming out of his mouth.
Steve Jobs never showered, even when he started to work at Atari, he was moved to night shift because all his colleagues said he stank badly. He said that his body cannot have foul odours because he was eating only fruits, or something like that. This is why he died BTW, he thought that he could cure his cancer by eating some stuff and not the other.
Reek does not stop cult people.
Reek does stop the general public, and a cult can’t win an election alone.
Republicans took to the streets in adult diapers when it was revealed that their geriatric rapist felon wannabe god had to use diapers, with the rallying cry “REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS”. Never assume that their degeneracy has an upper limit because they’ll prove you wrong the next day.
When even abdl people are going stop that, you’re being cringe, you know you’ve gone off the deep end.
Say what now? It’s not even Trump season, and I’m still reading stuff that is so absurd it should be a joke. During Covid times, it was common to read the weirdest things and think: “yeah, that might as well happen”. This time though, I really have to ask if that really did happen.
You do have to look at the merch tables with a grain of salt though, as many of them know Trump is in a dementia spiral and losing his marbles. They also know that his rally goers will buy just about anything and are more than happy to pretend for their $$$.
😂 OK, that may as well happen. What’s next? Evil magic zombies wouldn’t surprise me.
I think there would be PR to put in good smell. Or maybe highjacking to put in a putrid smell. Either way, entertaining.
