19 points

You underestimate the power of the antivax covid cult wing of WoP. They can’t taste after full covid, therefore they can’t smell… pitchfork hillbillies prevail to war on women and minorities as the true neo Nazis.

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Jurassic Park has a moment where Ellie Sattler is literally elbow deep in triceratops poop. It was a pile of poop as big as a person.

…so, my question is, if dog shit smells different than cat shit, then how would directors know which scent of shit would best accentuate that scene’s full realistic immersion?

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Dogs are omnivores, while cats were until recently carnivores. Triceratops is a herbivore, so it would have likely smelled more like a dog’s. Probably not that much different than a cow’s.

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16 points

while cats were until recently carnivores

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1 point

You’ve never seen the ingredients list to dry cat food have you…

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3 points

Cats are carnivores.

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Depends how you define carnivorism

If carnivores are animals that eat meat in nature, then cats are carnivores

If carnivores are animals that absolutely require meat to survive, then cats stopped being carnivores a little while ago.

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15 points

Bold of you to assume his cult gives a shit.

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Doesn’t matter when their noses smell a shit

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11 points

“But he tells it like it is!” they say.

Then you listen Trump giving s speech and telling 4 outright lies in the first 3 rambling sentences.

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I just tell the people who quote that line that they’re a fucking moron. Then they get all offended about ‘telling it like it is’.

He lies, grifts and rapes. And they somehow have the nerve to draw parallels with other more distinguished politicians.

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“By the end of his term, Trump had accumulated 30,573 untruths during his presidency — averaging about 21 erroneous claims a day.”

source

Anyway, those numbers are kinda impressive… in the saddest way possible… But I don’t think I’ve ever heard of any politician coming even close.

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62 points

Republicans took to the streets in adult diapers when it was revealed that their geriatric rapist felon wannabe god had to use diapers, with the rallying cry “REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS”. Never assume that their degeneracy has an upper limit because they’ll prove you wrong the next day.

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When even abdl people are going stop that, you’re being cringe, you know you’ve gone off the deep end.

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2 points

we ain’t crinklin no more

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5 points

Say what now? It’s not even Trump season, and I’m still reading stuff that is so absurd it should be a joke. During Covid times, it was common to read the weirdest things and think: “yeah, that might as well happen”. This time though, I really have to ask if that really did happen.

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4 points

I thought the same thing. I guess we live in a society?

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😂 OK, that may as well happen. What’s next? Evil magic zombies wouldn’t surprise me.

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Yep. That’s about the same level of amazing that I used to bump into on a daily basis. So, are we about to have another season of “you never imagined this would happen, but here we are”.

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You do have to look at the merch tables with a grain of salt though, as many of them know Trump is in a dementia spiral and losing his marbles. They also know that his rally goers will buy just about anything and are more than happy to pretend for their $$$.

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Steve Jobs never showered, even when he started to work at Atari, he was moved to night shift because all his colleagues said he stank badly. He said that his body cannot have foul odours because he was eating only fruits, or something like that. This is why he died BTW, he thought that he could cure his cancer by eating some stuff and not the other.

Reek does not stop cult people.

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Reek does stop the general public, and a cult can’t win an election alone.

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8 points

All past evidence aside you mean?

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11 points

I love the fact that he died of his own stupidity also cancer

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