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Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?

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Amazing

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So 412 is the limit. Good to know.

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412… and a half?

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I wouldn’t push it. Wait for half an hour if you’re still hungry.

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Also, wait half and hour before swimming after you’ve eaten 412 nuggets.

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Then you would be half paralysed.

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So the limit is actually more than 413?

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Yes.

My doctor recommended a pre-emptive supository for the inevitable constipation tho.

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ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don’t ruin the vibe

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Oh no, we ruined cum.

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Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.

I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.

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There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.

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How does that work?

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You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.

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No, like, what kind of sauce?

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Nugget sauce

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All of them.

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Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.

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