If I’m not swearing on The Hitchhiker’s Guide I’m not bound by man or god.
You can use anything you want. I don’t think the courts can literally refuse it as long as it’s reasonable.
Although the only time I ever had to do it they didn’t have a Bible they just had a person swear me in. But that was just as a witness so maybe that was the reason.
Depending on what country, probably. Someone has sworn an oath on a river before.
John Quincy Adams used a book of law to swear in as president.
Am I doing it wrong if I wipe with the same hand that I use for legal things
Well fuck…when you put it like that.
Some shit whip with both hands