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Defense Councel:

Objection, lacks foundation, irrelevant line of questions, this line of questioning will soon call for speculation.

Judge: Sustained.

Prosecutory Counsel: Why?

Judge: Don’t make me hold you in contempt Mr. Toddler.

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Why?

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Why?

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Something something mitochondria

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“I don’t know”

“why”

“because it is not possible to know everything”

“why”

(infinite loop until toddler needs nap.)

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(infinite loop until toddler needs nap.)

“The prosecution rests, Your Honor.”

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“Look kid, you’ve pretty much reached philosophical bedrock here and you’re going to need better questions to get better answers. Now go the fuck to sleep.”

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Why?

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See answer N-1.

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Pssshhhh, more like until I take a nap.

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I was this way, and then being an undiagnosed autistic 3yo plus 1 too many mild chastisings from my parents made me shy from talking for years. Engage them with a thought provoking flip of the question. “Why do you think food gives us energy?”

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I don’t think you’re allowed to do that in court, though.

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A quick thought-provoking because is all I got.

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I often think I should offer the services of my toddler out for terrorist interrogations.

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