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Why was this fucking image dyed the same color as Yoda’s fucking foreskin?

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Hotel wallpaper

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You know way too much about whatever happened to that puckered flag of skin after it was separated from its original owner, it seems.

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Sounds like you know even more.

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Like an interstellar rabbi?

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I have seen what Yoda did on Dagobah when he got bored, I feel sorry for those rocks.

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I think it’s some sort of game. Since you noticed it, this means that you just lost the game! 🫵

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The best description I’ve seen of hotel art is what happens when you go to the store and say “One Art, please”

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They should just get realist landscape paintings. You can’t go wrong and they’re all actual art.

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You have to appeal to everyone and no one.

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7 points

that’s so true

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We got an apartment with deep pile carpets and a couple of paintings from Sears.

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Feeling like I can fall out of reality and into the backrooms just by taking the wrong corridor or waking up at the wrong hour.

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Hotels are quite literally liminal

They aren’t the destination, they are the waiting room

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This screenshot is showing its age. Just immerse it in hydrogen peroxide for two minutes, wash it thoroughly, and it should be like new!

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I think the green must be mold.

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I was just thinking this is the perfect compromise between dark and light mode, actually!

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Oh, Gray 5, you mean?

It sounds ridiculous in German, but it’s not much better in French, either.

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