(cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.
Never happened. Is this even possible? They always find a way to slip up or down.
Definitely happens of you aren’t careful sitting down. Feels a bit like squeezing a grape too hard
I once accidently kicked my self in the nuts when I went to sit down. It wasn’t pleasant.
At least we can all relate to water splashes.
Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.
Was it almost full or something? Usually the… stuff… is pretty far below the seat
That diahrea might have been extra energetic; falling at faster than terminal velocity
Lol (not porn, but on redgifs because nsfw I guess?) https://www.redgifs.com/watch/unhealthylivelybarbet
When I shit my dick touch the water
Na, that’s when the water splashes up to your bunghole. Poseidons Kiss.
You’re thinking of the Witches Kiss.
I… I’d love to know how it feels
So if you go down on a girl after she does this does that mean you’re eating shit particles?
I mean, you’re always probably going to a little bit, no big deal, but they’re so close together that it just happens
