Strictly speaking… if Jesus voluntarily gives us informed consent for us to eat him, I’m pretty sure that’s vegan too.

Honestly the Beyond stuff is really good. They need to bring the price down though.

Well that one took me too long to get, for anyone else confused the second image is of a communion wafer, which is supposed to represent the ‘body’ of Christ, implying that the bland cracker is human flesh.

I’d like vegan food that tastes like human meat!

Ngl I would try lab grown human meat. It’d be the most ethical source of meat possible since humans are the only being who would be able to unambiguously consent to donating a tissue sample for the purposes of consumption