8 points
My butt is become death, the destroyer of sofas.
10 points
Amazing username
4 points
As do the spiders from your butthole, I imagine.
I don’t particularly WANT to imagine it, but here we are 🤷
Oh, be not afraid. They don’t come from my butthole. When I summon them, they come from the butts of others.
4 points
11 points
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If it’s just a wooden seat then I’m in that state immediately after seating.
5 points
Chair pants ftw
5 points
Username checks out