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Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

Yamaha: I got you

Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

Yamaha: I gotchu there too

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Me: I want to play games until I get fat

Konami: yo, there you go

Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym

Konami: I’m way ahead of you

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Up up down down left right left right B A

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Bally: What if we offered the same thing, but also with casinos and crappy sports channels?

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4 points

you can lose weight AND money in the same day, what a deal! /s

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42 points

Me: I will also need a motor for my boat

Yamaha: anything else?

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Me: An ATV for the beach, a Snow Mobile for the winter and a Jet-Ski just because they’re fun.

Yamaha: Of course!

Me: Oh, and you wouldn’t know where I could find a DVD player?

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I love how these logos often still reflect the initial small scale business, a Yamaha motorbike still features a trio of tuning forks for music. A Mitsubishi… anything… has the three propellor blades of a Zero fighter plane. I made that second one up but apparently it’s three Oak Leaves or Water Caltrops, a simple and enduring symbol.

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Mitsubishi literally means “three diamonds”

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I was going to point out the BMW Propeller but apparently it’s a myth from 1929 and now my day is ruined.

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9 points

Well, at least we are partners in 20th century logo disappointment.

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4 points

They did make engines for planes though right? bavarian motor works.

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9 points

I saw a Samsung excavator the other day

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9 points

Samsung also makes military vehicles.

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And they built the Burj Khalifa!

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6 points

Samsung excavator = Volvo excavator. Samsung is just relabeling the Volvos.

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6 points

You forgot digital mixer, SMT assembly systems and gas generators

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ITT: people who are surprised large manufacturers manufacture lots of things.

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East-Asian megacorps are kind of on a different scale if you’re not used to it though

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There’s a reason that popular Cyberpunk looked to Japan for inspiration when it comes to end stage capitalism in a digitally connected world.

The assumption was that these Japanese style megacorps would segregate and dominate the internet, in the way we’ve mostly seen tech-bro startups manage.

Honestly I prefer the cruel indifference of the Cyberpunk musings on megacorp dystopia than what we’ve got.

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They also do the vocals! Smh how could you forget Hatsune Miku?

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131 points

Hold up before you place the order! I need train carriages, a supercomputer, radiotherapy equipment, nuclear power plant, aircon, self propelled artillery and an escalator. Don’t ask me why.

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54 points

Fine, oh and add that CPU from the Dreamcast

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30 points

I also need a 3.5" harddrive and a push lawnmower

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And it’s the lawnmower that surprised me here!

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4 points

Still got room for an electric screwdriver, a hand drill and an orbital sander?

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108 points

Samsung though: phones, tanks, healthcare equipment

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And autonomous killer robots

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🇺🇸 : So they can autonomously democratize some of the oil trapped in the Middle East and then bring it back home, too? 🇺🇸

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30 points

Also 20% of South Koreas economy

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21 points

don’t forget the shitty refrigerators

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Their TVs were fire the last time I checked

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36 points

So was the Note 7

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They are. That’s all we buy for TVs. Monitors are great too. Have super fancy ones at work. Not that I go to the office much, because that place sucks.

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My Samsung fridge has been fantastic over the past 10 years but for one thing. The control panel is borked so I can’t actually change any settings lol. But as it stands, doing a solid job.

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yeah they are okay when they work but repairs are more difficult to do than other manufacturers, and parts are hard to come by

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They also make some fantastic solid surface counter tops that are pretty nice budget replacements for higher end stone counters.

So random.

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Largest cargo manufacturer, apartment builder and they used to make cars.

They have a lot of divisions under their main.

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Me: I need a flute for my orchestra performance
Yamaha: No problem, here’s our 800W Series.
Me: You wouldn’t happen to know where I can
get a heavy 600 cc sport bike with the stop speed of 260km would you?
Yamaha: You’re not gonna believe this

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Yamaha often gets overlooked for instruments, I think a lot of this is that we don’t expect a company that makes jetskis and motorcycles to also know what they’re doing with guitars, saxophones, and pianos, but they actually make good quality stuff.

It’s more accurate to think of Yamaha as a conglomerate that owns several different companies. It’s just that a lot of those smaller companies are also named Yamaha

Fun fact, the Yamaha logo is an image of three tuning forks, laid atop each other.

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I’ve got a set of Yamaha HS7 studio monitors sitting in front of me right now. Their music equipment is great.

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I have a yamaha saxophone, it is one of their intermediate ranges (I forgot which one since I am living overseas). Sound quality is excellent. I play classical saxophone, and it produces this great warm tone (I have no idea how to describe it) that is excellent for this purpose. I am not sure about jazz though.

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My brother in law is a jazz sax player (tenor) and plays a Yamaha. I don’t know the model but he says it’s great and punches well above it’s weight class considering what it cost him.

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They get overlooked because they’re fuckin expensive

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I don’t think I’ve heard anyone say that before. Almost everything they make is industry standard setting when it comes to price. It’s either so cheap you can’t believe it, or it’s priced right where it should be.

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Yamaha Pacificas are a great first guitar in terms of value for money.

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In terms of pianos and keyboards, maybe, but those also aren’t overlooked, they’re broadly considered among the best you can get. They own Bosendorfer now too, btw. Drums are just fuckin expensive in general, and most drummers I think you’ll talk to are generally aware of them along with the likes of Pearl and DW.

You might be talking about guitars and basses, which would be fair, most people don’t associate Yamaha with guitars and basses. The thing is, the most expensive non-signature Pacifica currently in production is like $750 and comes with Duncan pickups and a Wilkinson trem. And even the Revstars, which are out of my price range, come in quite a ways under comparable Gibsons.

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I don’t know which products you’re thinking of but at least for bass guitars (which is my instrument) they’ve got stuff ranging from less than $200 up to just under $2000. My upper-mid tier bass cost just under $900, but sounds and feels better than Fender basses that would cost $1300 or more. Not to mention better designed. Compare that to other top tier production models from Fender, Gibson, Musicman, Rickenbacker etc… They’re all between $2000 and $3000. Musicman might be the only one of those that can claim to be better built consistently.

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They often get overlooked because, in my experience (guitars and violins) they tend to sound like hot garbage. Good for entry level but not much else.

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Can’t speak for Guitars and Violins, but their drum hardware is top notch amazing stuff

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I’m a bass player so I’m only aware of their guitar models, haven’t ever played them myself (and honestly I lack the experience with guitars to tell a good one from a so-so one). But their BB basses are great and have been for a long time. I bought one for less than $900 a couple years back and it sounds and plays great, and is just a really well designed instrument. They’ve implemented a lot of stuff that legacy companies like Fender or Gibson should, but won’t (6 bolt necks with miter attachments at the end, angled slots for through body stringing, string trees that actually retain strings well for a good break angle above the nut, reversible bridge saddles)

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Don’t forget your electric guituar amplyfier on the way out

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ME: The concert’s on a boat by the way, and we need power really soon. Do you happen to have outboard boat motors?

YAMAHA: Have I got something for you right here.

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I also love that all of the greatest Toyota car engines have had Yamaha heads.

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2 points

I think just mentioning the LFA suffices

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Gear it right (or wrong I guess) and that 600cc WILL hit 300km/h. They put out the same power the original hyperbikes did.

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48 points

This reminds me of around 2000, when I had a Daewoo television, and then my mind was blown one day when I saw a Daewoo car. Who makes televisions and cars? Daewoo apparently.

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so apparently samsung also makes cargo ships

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Ever hear of Daewoo Heavy Industries? They make excavators, railcars and ships

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8 points

And Hyundai has their hands in much bigger pots than we realize.

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Yep, a pot full of Immobilisers that they didn’t fit to cars being sold in the US 🙃

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I’ve had a good chuckle many times about people buying Japanese cars and dismissing Korean manufacturers as rubbish.

Guess who made the Mitsubishi Lancer engines for over 20 years? Hyundai. Which always seemed odd because Mitsubishi is no slouch when it comes to heavy manufacturing.

Suzuki SV650 motorcycle engines, which has a cult following? Also Korean manufacturing.

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15 points

Mitsubishi

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They also make microwaves

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8 points

Samsung too. Rebadge Renault’s in South Korea.

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5 points

I used to have a Hyundai laptop … it was really good :-)

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Fujitsu too

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Asianometry has an interesting video on the rise and fall of Daewoo that is definitely an interesting example on how not to run a business.

https://youtu.be/tEgayQwXo1g?si=kv_Ozu1bnbrxkJ1d

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