A Illustration of the unrealistic standards that society sets for men
Great, seeing a picture of a trans man has made me aware of the existence of trans people, and therefore, according to GOP logic, itβs only a matter of time before I become trans myself and have to fucking go bra shopping.
I saw another trans meme this morning. Turned me into a woman. Thankfully I saw this one! Turned me into a man again. Close call!
Ugh this. I hate it so much, in fact, that when I finally (FINALLY) found one that actually, really fit, I spent almost β¬800 on bras, just to buy a bunch of them and prevent the necessesity to go bra-shopping. Plus, I checked recently and they still have them, so Iβll just order a bunch more and be done for a while again.
I mean, sometimes I look in the mirror and think βwell, I guess they look niceβ but god, breasts really are more trouble than theyβre worth. Especially in summer. And especially if you donβt have like a βstandardβ size.
No feathers and two pedals? Thatβs clearly a bicycle.
Those who need to wonβt understand the reference.
At one point some Greeks were trying to define the word Man, they came up with a featherless biped, and the next day someone released a plucked chicken in the school.
There are some words that are notorious for being hard to define. What they figured out was for those words to instead build up criteria.
Not just someone, the legendary philosopher Diogenes. One of my favorites stories is that one day he was cleaning veggies in a river or something, when Plato walked up and was like βYou know Diogenes, if only you could pay taxes to the king you wouldnβt have to wash vegetables.β And Diogenes responds, βYou know Plato, if only you could wash vegetables you wouldnβt have to pay taxes to the king.β
Throws a plucked chicken at you
Mmm hell yes he is!
