140 points
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Just say “it looks so perfect I thought it couldn’t be natural.”
70 points
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36 points
And im over here going… did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?
19 points
5 points
26 points
“Your nose, it’s too perfect!”
‘well I’m going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out…’
16 points
19 points
Always go with what cannot be seen at the dinner table. If you get it right, you might get a chance to see later if you want.
If you’re wrong, they won’t likely be as self conscious.
25 points