“Your nose, it’s too perfect!”

*feign surprise

“I never noticed!”

And im over here going… did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?

Always go with what cannot be seen at the dinner table. If you get it right, you might get a chance to see later if you want.

If you’re wrong, they won’t likely be as self conscious.

‘well I’m going to have to get a good close look all around you to figgure that out…’